Another quiz type thing

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?: uh...amazingly I haven't been angry at another person in a while. Guess I'm overdue. Unless you count the countless FRIGGIN MORONS that I had to drive with today. :D Road rage anyone?
2. What is your weapon of choice?: whatever inflicts the most pain
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: in a heartbeat
4. How about of the same sex?: if they deserve to be hit, who cares what their gender is?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: uh....I dunno. You guys tell me. hehehe
6. What is your pet peeve?: people who feel the need to talk incessently while really having nothing to say....silence is golden you yappy idiot
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: for the most part, I don't see any reason to waste my time hating someone...but some people are just so damn hateable. hehehe

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: made my bed. Oh wait...it's in storage. :D
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: I'm just glad I wake up. :)
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: uh...only person I care to talk to that I haven't heard from lately is my brother...so let's go with him.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I've slept since then.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?: Infomercials make me twitch
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: that's the nice thing about having a job that starts at 4 in the afternoon...I'm pretty much guaranteed to be up WELL before I have to get ready for work. :D

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Starbucks...damn you Sparky, for starting the habit, and Morrigan, for enabling. hehehe
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: that would be the infamous night of Jack (damn you Bitch Monkey for never letting that night die) and the night of the card game with K and J...Sparky might remember bits and pieces. hehehe
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Weight Watchers once until I decided that I liked my money in my wallet and my Saturdays spent sleeping in.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: we have arguments from time to time
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: yes
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? hmm...child, no. Dog...I do threaten the ones at M&D's when they won't shut up.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Meh.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: and lived to tell about it? None.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I'm sorry, all I can think about is OB and Mr. Whiney now. hehehehehehehehehehehe Love ya OB
4. Have you "done it"?: again, meh
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: eyes, gotta have pretty eyes with a smile to match. :D
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Not so much
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Noppers

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: Too damn many.
2. What's your guilty pleasure in a store?: soon, decorating my apartment. Whee!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: pay off school, probably pay off P's school, get a newer car, give M&D money to pay off mortgage, give loads to charity, invest and save
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: erm.....I might take the job, bring in the bucks for a few years, and then run like hell with a nice bank account
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: nope. Damn morals
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: hehehe....if I put anything else on my hard drive, it'd probably just up and die on me. Damn computer needs a doctor.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: nothing really, I'm just me. :D
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: probably that I'm a fine upstanding citizen and all that jazz
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: personal happiness
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: depends. If I did my best and I know that the person who beat me did their best, than damn skippy I'm happy.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Not to my knowledge.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: nah
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: um....I spent six hours in my car and didn't kill another driver. That and I managed to navigate the International Airport in Houston well enough to get my aunt to her flight with a whopping five minutes to spare. Go me.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own: wouldn't you like to know. :D
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: um....with Morrigan I think I'd come back to purple walls and dragons...and with Jens I think I'd come back to orange walls with a fully stocked bar (not that I'd object to that second part)....decisions decisions. Monkeys.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I kinda like being me
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: nope
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: I would like hair that actually obeys orders as simple as "lay flat"
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: the ability to talk in a group without feeling like a jackass
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Not really, what kind of stupid question is that?

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Monkeys.